A woman was kidnapped...

The kidnapper sent a piece of her finger

to her husbnd

n demanded money.......


husband replied ....: i want more proof!

A woman was kidnapped...

The kidnapper sent a piece of her finger

to her husbnd

n demanded money.......


husband replied ....: i want more proof!

Women Vs Mafia

Q: Why are women worse than the mafia?

A: The mafia demands money or your life women want both.

Kiss Me

A kiss can be a comma, a question mark, a colon, or an exclamation point... So don't dare to kiss me coz I might get crazy,?.!.............!!!!!!!!!!!!

See And Saw

Short Story..

Two friends!

Mr.See and Mr.Saw.
One day Mr.See saw sea$Mr.Saw didnt see sea.Sea saw sea$jumped in sea.Saw didnt see sea but jumped in sea.See saw saw in sea$saw saw see in sea.See saw both saw sea and both saw and see were happy to see sea.

Baby Teeth

If a baby is born in AFRICA,
What will be the colour of the babies teeth??

?



you fool.!

a new born baby dont hav teeth...
HAHAHA

Which Award Quiz Sms

Which Award U'll Give Me?

1.Best Looks Award
2.Best Speech Award
3.Best Eyes Award
4.Best Character Award
5.Best Smile Award
6.Best Lover Award
7.Best Voice Award
8.Best Friend Award
9.Best Stylish Award

Send It To All Your Friends& C Wt Award Will They Nominate U?
First Reply Me !!

First Crazy Sms

Hi People !! Will Give Some Mind Blowing Funny And Serious Sms's Which will complete your needs..please stay tune with us !!

Cheers !